Word of Wisdom

Abraham Lincoln said:

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time"

I would like to change it slightly:

"You can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot please all of the people all of the time"

I tried, and I could not even please myself.

Pathetic. Miserable.